10 Things We Say After A Night Of Heavy Drinking

1. Ab se daaru band. Never drinking again.

2. Did I drive back? How did i get back home?

3. Yaar, kal maine kuch bakchodi toh nahi ki na?

4. Let me check my phone, I hope I did not call my ex.

5. Bhai, bill kisne diya?

6. Ghar kitne baje aaye yaar kal?

7. The last thing is I remember is……

8. Who the fuck puked in the washroom? WAS IT ME?

9. Dude, who was that hottie last night?

10. How did I get all these bruises man?