Indians are a crazy breed. Yes, we are crazy and we love it. We need to keep the crazy in control. Here is why we should drink less of alcohol and smoke more pot:
1. High Sex > Drunk Sex
2. We need the crime rate in India to go down. We need calmer people.
3. Marijuana does not kill, alcohol does and so does tobacco.
4. It makes people happy.
5. It makes you hungry and makes you eat good things.
6. Chaar Sau Beezi (4:20) is something we love. Even our politicians are chor.
7. Drunk drivers kill people. High drivers do not.
8. We believe in God
9. We need more jobs