A true old monk lover is a man of dignity and values. He is a man of his words and he loves the Old Monk more than many other things in this world. You are a Old Monk lover if:
1. This is how you look at people who drink wine:
2. This is how you feel when you meet a fellow old monk lover:
3. Monk is the reason you love winters.
4. You take offence when someone calls it ‘cheap’.
5. The first thing you say when it rains is – “Old monk wala mausam ho gaya”
6. You love it in all shapes and sizes.
7. You feel happy when you go to a house-party and see the monk there.
8. You prefer monk over any single malt whisky, anyday.
9. You call it ‘buddha baba’ with all your love.
10. This is what you say when someone is down with cold:
“2 peg old monk pee ke soja, subah tak thik ho jaega”.
In the end we will want to finish by saying:
“Respect a man who loves Old Monk. Love a girl who loves Old Monk.”